20 november 2009

Kaj bi rekel Jadran Krt


ko bi videl, v kako bejbo je odrasla Pandora. Saj ne, da ona v njegovih očeh ni bila fatalna že pri njegovih rosnih 13,75, ampak...

Ampak kaj bi pa šele rekel, ko bi slišal, da v zadnjih dveh dneh Pandora povzroča množično histerijo pri ženskah?!

Tistih, ki že eno leto strogo ločujejo jutranja opravila: najprej Frišno, potem pa karkoli pit al jest.

In tistih, ki navijajo za to, da bo na čimveč Poloninih knjig pisalo "Napisala in narisala", ker to rabimo. V poplavi vse mogoče spakedranščine rabimo kleno slovenščino iz časa gradov in kmečkih uporov, s pridihcem meščanskih, z našobljenimi usteci izgovarjanih nemcizmov, ali pa tisto iz hribovskih vasi, rustikalno in skoraj pozabljeno.

In tistih, ki že več kot en teden pred žrebanjem trdno držijo pesti (tako trdno, da objave o srečolovu tipkajo s členki), da bo Sreča v žrebalkine roke potisnila ravno listek z njihovim imenom.

Kljub temu, da bodo potem vsaj še do konca leta čutile učinke vudu zavisti iz bližnje in daljne okolice.

Jaz se rade volje pustim špikat favšiji. Za tole Pandoro brez problema.

Polona, sedi pet! In vse naj naj!



WHAT WOULD ADRIAN MOLE SAY

if he saw what babe his Pandora has become. Not that she wasn't a femme fatale in his eyes when he was only 13.75, but...

And what would he say if he knew that in the last two days, Pandora has been causing mass hysteria in women?!

Those who have been, for one year now, strictly following the morning routine: Frišno first, any food or drinks later.

And those who wish for many Polona's books to have "written and illustrated by" written on the front page. Because that's what we need. In the flood of all kinds of gibberish, we need our good old Slovene language from the times of castles and peasant uprisings, with a slight hint of bourgeois Germanisms, uttered with pouted lips, or the Slovene from mountain villages, rustic and almost forgotten.

And those who have been keeping their fingers crossed for themselves more than a week before the lucky winner is announced - and hoping that the Fortune will pick their name.

Even if that will mean that they will be feeling the effects of voodoo envy from near and far for the rest of the year.

I would gladly let myself be poked and pinched to envy. For this Pandora - no problem.

Polona, you're fabulous! And congratulations!


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